manicpixiedreamweeb:

marco-binbin7:

yazzdonut:

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

big-ricospizza:

auntmarie:

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

yourlesbiandad:

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

iwilleatyourenglish:

wallacewellsbian:

iwilleatyourenglish:

this tumblr ban is gonna get warriormale deleted and for that we must Kill

Is this what warriormale had us training and fighting for?

yes.

thatiswhy:

boringangel:

boringangel:

moon: full

titties: out

tumblr: no

I am forcibly removed from the blog I’ve been running for 9+ years.

ritahayworthintheladyfromshnghai:

I think tenderness should b like. word of the century tbh

goodopinions:

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for this site

so much wasted money…

rufflesandsteam:

OMG there’s a wrist and a few inches of neck! Let’s flag that!

ninjamelissajulien:

thedarkperidot:

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

gxlddustwoman:

theglitterous:

No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

elwurd:

regardless on whether tumblr follows through with the nsfw ban or not there is a 100% chance that “female presenting nipples” will become a cards against humanity white card

americachavez:

in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website